By Steve Martin
With over 2.2 million fans (a quantity growing to be through the day), and a now famously uncanny skill to pack a hundred and forty characters with a greatest volume of humor and wit, Steve Martin has outlined what it capacity to be a celeb in today's global of social media. Martin's tweets were coated via own blogs, significant information shops, and every thing in among, and this assortment brings his funniest, so much memorable messages--and hilarious responses from followers--together for avid fans and offline fanatics alike.
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RickNOKC60: Concur. That’s as undesirable as “suposably”. @AuthorandPoet: unbeweebabaw wook it up @CindyD1000: oh-tay @tunester10: I’m writing immediately and nearly used that observe. THANK YOU!! @Soulclaphands: If no longer unbeleebabull, how approximately inconceebabull? @AlmightyEnigma: solid suggestion, love it a lot. just like coinkydink @urmyhappiness: NOW you inform me. I cannabeelevit @dbfisokay: thats my novel within the trash can @lizbethbennet: Then how am I presupposed to whole my Mike Tyson biopic? TWEET POKER unlawful on-line tweet Poker: i've got a King, a Six, an Ace, a membership and a Jack of deuces. I guess a greenback. ...................... @JoshJack: i've got a four, five, 7, jack, and a bypass card from UNO. I increase you a monopoly $20! @REasson92: You sunk my battleship. @MichaelScottJ: FUCK THIS! you usually fucking win! You dick, i'm not ever twiddling with you. ...................... I fold my Ace, increase my King, card-wrench my membership to a spade, twitch left little finger, again as much as view playing cards, fall out window. ...................... @VincentWaller72: Make Vincent snort @LAWGDOGG: a joker, a 1 eyed jack, eleven of cups, a three of hearts from bare girl deck, bring up 87 cents & hit me! @ChasetheShade: tsk… Steve… shakes head>.. why.. did you ‘back up.. to view playing cards… You had ’em.. guy! @conan_o_brien: now not cool, @SteveMartinToGo. I misplaced my spouse in an internet Poker twist of fate. RIP BunnyDancer47 @tunester10: So i used to be going for a Sunday stroll and out of nowhere Steve Martin falls on me with playing cards in his palms @MrFingerbobs: Your dollar and 8 cents extra you large child. at the present time is nationwide Marijuana Day. an afternoon while… uh… wow, Wolf Blitzer is SO humorous. simply obtained attractive new physique stocking. In beige. With eyeholes. presently strolling puppy in local. Tinfoil hat seems stable, too. ...................... @Italia_Federici: replica cat @AliceJane_92: horny ended at biege @thetrhoof: nice… yet lacking the wicker sneakers @dvdmacd: …did you ever cease to contemplate the puppy in all this? eventually stopped all my junk faxes, yet all started getting junk Fed-Exes. ...................... @sarapomish: I’ve been getting spammed by means of skywriters. i believe your ache. @_ChrisBallard: beware of the junk U-Haul i've got made up our minds to not run for president. Have skeleton in closet, that's real skeleton in genuine closet. ...................... @12SecondHorror: this is often rather much tamer than so much politicians’ skeletons. You’d have a true shot at the “I in basic terms killed a man” platform. simply acquired a scythe. tough putting into scabbard in a single delicate circulate, yet needs to get it down for audition for “The ScytheMaster. ” ...................... @kevinstangle: and that i may be Harvest Boy @Nicronon: Lose a leg! … Um, I suggest, holiday a leg! @johnstrand: blissful to work out that the fewer than stellar field place of work for The StairMaster didn’t retain you from creating a sequel!! i love my antiques NEW. ...................... @RichCrossland: then you’re partial to face lifts. FROM STEVE’S COMPENDIUM of wierd AND LITTLE identified evidence: the hampers FOR THE BASKETBALL PLAYOFFS usually are not WOVEN via NAVAJOS. @QueenHelena78: No fuckin’ means.