By Rachel Renée Russell
Rachel Renee Russell serves up extra laughs and cute illustrations within the subsequent installment of the bestselling DORK DIARIES series.
Nikki Maxwell has been doing every little thing she will be able to to maintain every body in school from studying the truth--that she's there on scholarship in alternate for her Dad operating because the school's exterminator. the very last thing Nikki wishes is having her pals and--worst case scenario--her weigh down, Brandon, associating her with the humongous roach on best of her Dad's van! Now it seems like her mystery may be approximately to come back out, and Nikki's keen to visit any zany and wacky size to avoid that from occurring. The timing turns out ideal while a huge expertise festival is introduced with a college scholarship provided because the best prize. Nikki likes to sing and dance and now she will get to have hundreds enjoyable along with her buddies whereas competing for an opportunity to unfastened her Dad from his legal responsibility! (And loose herself from all that strength harm to her recognition . . .) once more, hijinks and misunderstandings aplenty happen, in addition to extra hilarious and heartwarming moments with Nikki and her acquaintances.
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Good, I discovered my lesson, that’s evidently! not more secrets and techniques! i used to be going to inform Chloe and Zoey approximately my dad and my scholarship the 1st likelihood I bought. And as soon as the total college knew approximately it, i might not need to lie wakeful nights thinking about if and whilst MacKenzie used to be going to drop the bomb. It used to be like a heavy weight used to be lifting off my shoulders while i assumed approximately it. simply then Chloe and Zoey rushed into the rest room out of breath. “Oh, there you're! We’ve been taking a look all over the place for you! ” Zoey panted. “MacKenzie advised us you have been in the following. ” “OMG! you're not going to think what simply occurred! ” Chloe’s eyes have been large! “After you left,” Zoey persevered, “Trevor Chase came around and congratulated us. He stated he desired to tell us that quarter-hour of reputation positive aspects unpolished amateurs dealing with boot camp to recuperate. He stated we sounded fairly expert and have been truly too sturdy to be on his exhibit. are you able to think THAT?! He acknowledged he won’t commence filming the hot season till subsequent fall, and that’s while MacKenzie’s workforce gets to audition. yet he desires to paintings with us right away! Nikki, he enjoyed our track and needs us to unencumber it ASAP! ” “WHAT! Are you kidding?! NO means! ” I sputtered. “Yep! He says he desires to meet with we all and our mom and dad after the vacations and that he’ll be in contact! ” Chloe persevered. the 3 people began screaming and did a gaggle hug! i couldn't think that individuals around the world may well really be capable of pay attention OUR tune! And if we made any cash, i'll use MY component to ultimately purchase myself a cellphone ☺!! again within the auditorium, i used to be speaking to my mom and dad while vital Winston got here up and congratulated me. i used to be praying that he wouldn’t point out that computer virus extermination fiasco. yet he did! it sounds as if, my mom and dad had run into significant Winston and his spouse at that eating place final Sunday. He and pop had chatted after which prepared a gathering for subsequent Saturday to judge the WCD computer virus challenge. Thank goodness my dad had now not gotten fired in any case. i used to be SO relieved! I by no means concept in 1000000 years I’d really be at liberty he used to be the WCD exterminator. yet greater than something, I’m SUPERgrateful that Dad prepared my scholarship. i assume I didn’t particularly delight in it until eventually i assumed I had misplaced it. besides, I already understand the single insects Dad and central Winston are going to discover at WCD are in a jar in MacKenzie’s locker. yet I’ve realized my lesson the not easy means, courtesy of MacKenzie. i'm going to by no means, EVER stick my nostril in my dad’s enterprise back! And that’s a PROMISE! So I simply saved my giant mouth close concerning the WCD insects. After we’d replaced out of our band T-shirts, Chloe, Zoey, and Violet went again to the dressing rooms to close up the remainder of our stuff. Brandon and that i sat within the moment row of the auditorium, which used to be now pretty well empty. He informed me that renaming our band really, I’m not likely certain but on the final second was once natural genius. yet I admitted that it used to be my grandma who had given me the assumption. He additionally stated he was once relatively pleased with me and i was once this kind of solid singer, i'll be a celebrity.