The day prior to this, once you have been out purchasing, Daddy took me open air to play. He used to be approximately to place my jacket on yet couldn’t locate it, so he stated, “It’s beautiful hot out. ” Then he requested, “Brooke, honey, the place are your footwear? ” He sought for approximately seconds after which was once like, “Forget it. It’s simply grass. ” That’s why I’m wormy-squirming as you are attempting to cram my ft into sneakers. I simply wish to be barefoot—like Daddy we could me. additionally, Daddy shall we me consume whereas status up within the kitchen. i love that, too. subsequent time Nana comes over, will we all consume status within the kitchen? Love, Brooke expensive Mommy, you understand how you’re consistently asking me to attempt new meals? i want to come the desire and provide you with a handful of an area yard delicacy I name dust. airborne dirt and dust, or dust as it’s identified while it’s rainy, is especially fit, and it’s filled with minerals—plus the occasional rock or trojan horse. in your first serving, i like to recommend whatever from the vegetable backyard, simply because it’s smooth, and you'll seize and swallow a handful sooner than a person yells “Oh my God, that’s gross—your child simply ate dust! ” I don’t wish you to fret approximately getting ill from the dust. in reality, scientists think consuming airborne dirt and dust is basically an instinctual method to introduce micro organism that increase the immune approach. And for all of the colds I’ll be bringing domestic from preschool, Mommy, you’re gonna desire all of the dust you may get. Love, Olivine pricey Mommy, Why is it that you just won’t permit the puppy lick my face fresh of the frosting, but if you can’t discover a washcloth, you’ll lick your hand and wash me like a cat? individually, i believe i glance very lovable lined in cupcake. And it’s no longer that i've got something opposed to your saliva. As mommies cross, I’m yes you’ve received the superior saliva round. I’m definite your spit is the envy of your mothers’ membership, and Windex retains calling to work out in the event that they can faucet your salivary glands and make the first-ever bottled toddler-face cleanser. yet I’m a child. you need to be satisfied that your yummy selfmade frosting is the single factor i've got on my face. i do know that you simply can’t allow me stroll round donning meals. yet your cupcakes are only too yummy. in the event you didn’t wish my face coated in frosting, you should’ve had Aunt Lauren cause them to. it'd be thoroughly fresh. Love, Jocelyn pricey Mommy, bet what? this present day i'm a pup! i must alert you that i'll be licking you, Daddy, my older sister, and the opposite pup. you could locate this gross, yet it’s simply what we canine do. when you say “no” and “off” in human phrases, i'll in basic terms reply in Bark—the language of my species. the one time I won’t be a puppy is if you inform me that puppies can’t have ice cream. There’s a different provision in my dogginess that enables me to return to being a baby while ice cream is concerned. while I’m performed, I’ll wag my hand as if it have been my tail, to teach i've got a contented stomach. Mommy, thanks for accepting me as a pup. There’s not anything you could’ve performed to avoid this alteration. I simply have a superb mind's eye, and I’ll most likely develop out of it once I research that puppies don’t get birthday provides.