Ms. Coco Is Loco! (My Weird School, Book 16)

By Dan Gutman

Something bizarre goes on!

It's Poetry Month! And Ms. Coco, who runs the talented and gifted software, is poetry loopy! She cries whilst she sees a sundown! She thinks boys must have emotions! She talks in rhyme! for all time! Will A.J.'s lifestyles ever be general again?

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How come there’s no nationwide Skateboarding Month? Or nationwide games Month? it'd be cool to head skateboarding and play games all month rather than going to college. “I love poetry,” stated Andrea, who loves every little thing lecturers love. “I wrote a poem, and my mother placed it at the fridge. ” Andrea’s mother is bizarre. If she places poems at the fridge, she most likely places nutrients on Andrea’s notebooks. “If you question me, there may be a countrywide take a seat round and Do not anything Month,” I instructed. “What a superb thought, A. J.! ” acknowledged Ms. Coco. “For homework I’d like each one of you to write down a poem. A. J. , you could write yours approximately sitting round and doing not anything. ” “But i used to be simply joking! ” I protested. “I hate poetry. ” “Come on, A. J. ,” stated Ms. Coco. “You’re a poet and also you don’t even are aware of it. ” that's completely no longer reasonable. i wished to sit down round and do not anything, now not write a poem approximately sitting round and doing not anything. Poetry is dumb. And now I had additional homework to do. I want i used to be within the U and U program—ungifted and untalented. three sit down round and Do not anything Month the subsequent morning on the tuition shop, they have been promoting cool pens that remove darkness from. I counted the cash in my pocket—just sufficient funds to shop for lunch and not anything else. Bummer in the summertime! I want I introduced my lunch from domestic, like I did within the strong outdated days. Then i may use my lunch funds to shop for a pen. but when I introduced lunch from domestic, I wouldn’t have lunch funds in any respect. good, besides, all I had used to be adequate cash for lunch. And if I didn’t consume lunch, I’d starve and die. whilst I acquired to overlook Daisy’s classification, bet who poked his head within the door? no one! simply because for those who poked your head in a door, it'll harm. yet Mr. Klutz poked his head within the doorway. he's our vital, and he has no hair. Mr. Klutz’s head is so glossy, you will find your self in it. He needs to polish it or anything. Mr. Klutz is nuts. “I have fascinating information! ” he stated. “Mr. Klutz acknowledged he has an exhilarating nose,” I whispered to Neil Crouch, who we name Neil the nude child even supposing he wears outfits. “April is nationwide Poetry Month! ” stated Mr. Klutz. “I considered a good way to rejoice. If the scholars of Ella Mentry tuition write 1000 poems in April, I’ll invite a true dwell poet to go to us. Isn’t that interesting? ” “Yes! ” yelled all of the women. “No! ” yelled all of the boys. a true dwell poet? i assumed poets all died many years in the past. “How approximately poems? ” Michael requested. “One thousand poems,” Mr. Klutz stated. “That’s my ultimate provide. Deal or no deal? ” “Deal! ” yelled the entire ladies. “No deal! ” yelled the entire boys. Mr. Klutz loves tough us to work out what we will be able to accomplish. After he left, it used to be time for me and Andrea to visit Ms. Coco’s room. “Arlo, were you aware beaver can carry its breath for 5 mins? ” Andrea requested as we walked down the corridor. “And that bats sleep the wrong way up in bushes? ” Ugh. She should have complete the letter B in her encyclopedia. “Sure,” I lied. “Any dumbhead is aware that stuff. ” Ms. Coco got here operating in exactly as we reached the G and T room. “Sorry I’m late,” she stated. “I needed to repair my hair.

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