By Francesca Simon
Henry is as much as his traditional mischief: stressful his more youthful brother, ruining Moody Margaret's sleepover, and aggravating his instructor, Mrs. Battleaxe—not to say attempting to manage his relatives into seeing his favourite band—the Killer Boy Rats.
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Margaret may perhaps sleep for one thousand years and she’d nonetheless appear like a frog. “Yes, Mom,” stated Margaret. “Good evening, girls,” trilled Margaret’s mother. “See you within the morning. ” Phew, notion Horrid Henry, mendacity as nonetheless as he may perhaps. He’d be again domestic very quickly, undertaking thoroughly comprehensive. “We’re slumbering out the following? ” acknowledged making a song Soraya. “In a tent? ” “I acknowledged it used to be a mystery membership sleepover,” stated Margaret. Horrid Henry’s center sank. Huh? They have been making plans to sleep the following? Rats, rats, rats, double rats. He was once going to need to disguise within this scorching dusty chest until eventually they have been asleep. probably they’d all go to sleep quickly, concept Horrid Henry confidently. simply because he needed to get domestic earlier than ma and pa stumbled on he used to be lacking. in the event that they discovered he’d sneaked open air, he’d be in quite a bit hassle his existence wouldn’t be worthy dwelling and he could besides abandon all desire of ever observing television or consuming one other cookie till he used to be an outdated, gotten smaller bag of bones suffering to bite along with his one enamel and watch television together with his magnifying glass and listening to relief. Yikes! Horrid Henry regarded grimly on the cookies clutched in his fist. Thank goodness he’d introduced provisions. He will be trapped right here for a long time. “Where’s your dozing bag, Violet? ” acknowledged Margaret. “I didn’t convey one,” acknowledged useless Violet. “I don’t like drowsing at the ground. ” “Tough,” stated Margaret, “that’s the place we’re napping. ” “But i have to sleep in a bed,” whined useless Violet. “I don’t are looking to sleep out the following. ” “Well, we do,” acknowledged Margaret. “Yeah,” acknowledged Susan. “I can sleep anywhere,” stated Lazy Linda, yawning. “I’m calling my mom,” acknowledged Violet. “I are looking to move domestic. ” “Go ahead,” stated Margaret. “We don’t want you, will we? ” Silence. “Oh come on, Violet, stay,” stated Gurinder. “Yeah, stay,” acknowledged Kung-Fu Kate. “No! ” acknowledged Violet, flouncing out of the tent. “Hummph,” stated Moody Margaret. “She’s no enjoyable besides. Now, every person placed your dozing baggage down the place I say. i have to sleep by way of the doorway, simply because i would like clean air. ” “I are looking to sleep via the entrance,” stated Soraya. “No,” acknowledged Margaret, “it’s my get together so I come to a decision. Susan, you visit the again since you snore. ” “Do not,” stated Susan. “Do too,” acknowledged Margaret. “Liar. ” “Liar. ” SLAP! SLAP! “That’s it! ” wailed Susan. “I’m calling my mother. ” “Go ahead,” stated Margaret, “see if I care, snore-box. That’ll be lots extra Chocolate Fudge Chewies for the remainder of us. ” Sour Susan stood nonetheless. She’d been looking ahead to Margaret’s sleepover for a while. and he or she nonetheless hadn’t had any of the nighttime banquet Margaret had promised. “All correct, I’ll stay,” acknowledged Susan sourly, placing her snoozing bag down in the back of the tent by means of the dress-up chest. “I are looking to be subsequent to Gurinder,” acknowledged Lazy Linda, scratching her head. “Do you may have lice? ” acknowledged Gurinder. “No! ” stated Linda. “You do too,” acknowledged Gurinder. “Do not,” acknowledged Linda. “Do too,” acknowledged Gurinder. “I’m now not dozing subsequent to an individual who has lice. ” “Me neither,” stated Kate. “Me neither,” acknowledged Soraya. “Don’t examine me,” stated Margaret. “I’m now not drowsing subsequent to you.