By Conor Lastowka, Josh Fruhlinger
Do you would like support telling the adaptation among a Renaissance Pope and an oracular octopus? do you want information on what irrelevant physique components the attendees at Wing Bowl divulge to each other? do you want an accounting of which videos within the Air Bud sequence include the fewest fart jokes? thankfully, these kind of evidence are lovingly recorded on Wikipedia, therefore satisfying the desires of generations of students who labored in the direction of a compendium of the world’s most crucial info.
But how will you locate those info, hidden as they're between uninteresting proof approximately technology and historical past and stuff? worry now not: for almost years, the weblog [Citation wanted] has sifted during the better of Wikipedia's Worst Writing. 1000 entries later, Conor Lastowka and Josh Fruhlinger have handpicked over 2 hundred in their favourite examples of putrid prose and picked up them right here. each one access good points hilarious observation from the authors, yet they're convinced you will already be giggling by the point you get to it.
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"Wikipedia has lengthy been my preferred resource of doubtful scholarship, unverified assertions, press-release hagiography, and complicated recaps of comedian books in lengthy run-on sentences. it's not simply that this fabric turns out to be useful to a author of pretend trivialities. there's additionally a wierd excitement that is available in witnessing very undesirable writing and considering on the human brain that conceives it, and why that brain is so preoccupied with the drama backstage of apartment occasion four. i'm simply completely happy that I now have the easiest of the worst, all hilariously annotated via Fruhlinger and Lastowka, and all sure in a single non-internet quantity such that i will be able to get pleasure from those bits of grim, awkward human poetry with no feeling tempted to get right into a large on-line struggle over the load of Mr. Belvedere." -John Hodgman
"You should not shocked to find a lot of Wikipedia’s worst writing comes from entries with nerdy topics, comprise Care Bears (and their suspect genders), grownup Diaper fetishes, extraordinary assumptions approximately He-Man characters, and extra. I’m confident Topless robotic readers will love the hell out of it...Frulinger and Lastowka usually are not approximately as mean-spirited as i'm and approximately 5 million instances funnier. The booklet is obtainable right here at Amazon for $11. in case you have a Kindle, the booklet is barely $1, that's the main absurd leisure worth I’ve noticeable in rather a few time." -Rob Bricken, ToplessRobot.com
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