By Frank Richards
One other Billy Bunter experience at Greyfriars university.
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Up to now from conserving it to himself, he grabbed Bob together with his left hand, hooked him out, and laid at the keep on with his correct. Whop! whop! whop! 'Oh, crumbs! Oh, scissors! Stoppit! ' yelled Bob. 'Rescue you fellows! Oh, my hat! Oh, anguish cats! Come on, you fellows! support! ' 'Coming! ' gasped Harry Wharton. He used to be first out of the tent. yet Frank Nugent, Johnny Bull, and Hurree Jamset Ram Singh have been after him in a second. Bob Cherry was once suffering frantically within the captain's snatch. Pyjamas have been a terrible defence opposed to a swiping stick, and the captain used to be laying it on as though he fancied that he was once beating a carpet. It used to be no time to face on rite. without doubt the caravanners have been trespassing, and maybe the owner, just like the prophet of outdated, did good to be indignant! yet there has been a restrict! The irate gentleman's actions with that stick needed to be stopped, and so they have been stopped by way of the frenzy from the tent. That rush bowled the captain over like a ninepin and Bob dragged himself unfastened as he sprawled. 'Oh, crumbs! ' gasped Bob. He rubbed locations the place the stick had landed. 'Oh, gum! will not I jolly good kick Bunter for this! Wow! wow! ' Captain Pooter-Jones sprawled on his again in his personal meadow. His stick flew in a single path, his hat in one other. He spluttered wildly as he sprawled. 'Trespassing rascals! Poachers! Vagrants! Tramps! by way of gad, i will have you ever all given into custody for this! Groooogh! ' He sat up dizzily. Then he dawned, because it have been, at the caravanners. 'Oh, my hat! ' exclaimed Frank Nugent. 'It's that previous bean. ' 'Oh! Him! ' ejaculated Johnny Bull. 'The himfulness is magnificent! ' exclaimed the nabob of Bhanipur. 'That outdated boy! ' gasped Harry Wharton. within the rush that had crushed Captain Pooter-Jones, the Greyfriars fellows had no longer well-known him. yet now, as he sat up within the grass, with the brilliant moonlight streaming on his purple plump face, they knew him back - the little stout guy that they had dragged from the movement that afternoon. They stared at him blankly. that they had no longer anticipated to work out Captain Pooter-Jones back. Now, all at once, they observed him. 'Eh! understand that previous Tartar? ' requested Bob Cherry. 'It's the outdated boy we obtained out of the water up that lane, once you have been long past to the farm—' 'Rascals! Rogues! Tramps! Vagabonds! ' gurgled Captain Pooter-Jones. 'Trespassing—poaching—assault and battery—I'll provide you with all in charge—I'll— i will— I'll——' He broke off without warning, watching the faces that have been observing him, it seems that spotting the Greyfriars juniors in his flip. 'You! ' 'Us! ' acknowledged Harry Wharton. 'Oh! ' 4 of the 5 faces have been regular to the captain. He sat within the grass and stared at them. 'You! ' he repeated. 'Just us! ' stated Nugent, with a smile. 'I desire you did not seize a chilly this afternoon, sir. ' 'What? What? You younger rascals, camping out along with your caravan on my land with out loads as "By your leave"! ' 'Oh! Sorry, sir! We—we—' 'Can't you learn notice-boards? ' barked the captain. 'Oh! definite! But—' 'Trespassing younger rasca1s—! ' 'Sorry we camped right here, sir,' stated Harry. 'We'll transparent off once you're keen on. ' 'The sorrowfulness is marvelous, esteemed sahib!