America Again: Re-becoming the Greatness We Never Weren't

By Stephen Colbert

Booklet shop state, within the historical past of mankind there hasn't ever been a better nation than America. You may possibly say we are the number one country at being the simplest at greatness.

But as excellent as America is in each approach, America is damaged! And we won't alternate it simply because we are 236 years prior the 30-day go back window. glance around--we do not make whatever anymore, we now have mortgaged our destiny to China, and the Apologist-in-Chief is going on global excursions simply to bow ahead of overseas leaders. Worse, the L.A. 4 Seasons resort does not actually have a committed mobilephone button for the Spa. you might want to dial an extension! the place did we lose our way?!

It's excessive time we restored America to the greatness it by no means lost!

Luckily, AMERICA AGAIN will singlebookedly pull this state again from the threshold. It good points every thing from chapters, to web page numbers, to fonts. overlaying subject's starting from healthcare ("I shudder to imagine the place we might be with no the wide range of prescribed drugs to regard our maladies, comparable to think-shuddering") to the economic system ("Life is giving us lemons, and we are transport them to the chinese language to make our lemon-flavored leadonade") to nutrients ("Feel unfastened to deep fry this book-it's a wealthy resource of fiber"), Stephen offers the USA the dose of fact it must come back on the right track.

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